Thank God I ain't an A-rab!

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At a recent townhall meeting, a supporter told McCain, "I don't trust Obama...He's an Arab."
 
McCain stood shaking his head as she spoke, then quickly took the microphone from her.
 
"No, ma'am," he said. "He's a decent, family man, a citizen that I just happen to have disagreements with."
  

So if you are an Arab, you are not a citizen (obviously), or a decent, family man.
  

For a full disclosure to the McCain mob, I ain't a Muslim either. So please, please, never distrust me, or hurt me.